I just received a call from the Spastic center asking for money and it reminded me that I needed to address this Hewitt problem.

Lleyton "dipshit" Hewitt was obviously dropped on his head as a child or at least had the sense shaken out of him from an early age. Since he came on the scene and started winning he was quickly labeled as "our Lleyton", our golden boy of tennis ... because Australia likes winners.

Now Australia doesn't want him, in fact nobody does... not even canada. There are still some loyal Hewitt fans out there so perhaps I can convince you that you need to snap out of it:

An extract from the tribune:

"In January last year, after defeating fellow Australian Dejan Petrovic at the AAPT championships in his home town Adelaide, Hewitt claimed that he could not believe some people in the crowd were cheering for his opponent against him.

"It’s weird," he said. "But it’s the stupidity of the Australian public."

A month later Inside Sport magazine rated Hewitt Australia’s least admired sports person."

NO, it's the stupidity of you my friend. Has your tadpole brain recognised the connection between you calling the Australian public dumb and you being our least admired sports person?

People were cheering the other guy because you are a stupid moron, you look like the 4th member of hanson and your conversational skills are on par with a cane toad.

It continues:

"At the beginning of this year at the Australian Open, Hewitt was slapped with a $ 2,000 fine for swearing in his five-set match with Spaniard Carlos Moya.

He earned another $ 2,000 fine at the French Open in May this year for calling umpire Andreas Egli a "spastic"."

The moment I heard about that on the news I started laughing, then straight away a
representative from the spastic center started talking about it. Spastic has been thrown around a lot but it's not cool to hate on the mentally challenged.. especially when you (lleyton) are a member of that group. Ok, I call people retarded but I'm allowed to... because they are.

This next part of the article, is by far the best/worst:

"The latest example of crude histrionics occurred in a hard fought game against African-American James Blake at this year’s US Open — one of the world’s four major tennis tournaments that are referred to a Grand Slam competitions.

During the third set, the fourth seeded Hewitt was foot-faulted for the second time by the linesman on his side of the court, Marion Johnson. Hewitt’s serve was broken on the next point. With the score then tied at one set each and trailing 2-1 in the third set, Hewitt stormed up to the umpire — who co-incidentally happened to be Egli, the target of his "spastic" outburst
— and amid boos from the crowd demanded that Johnson be changed.

"I’ve only been foot-faulted at this end," shouted Hewitt. "Get him off the court. Look what he’s done."

It was then he came out with the words that sparked condemnation from far and wide. "Look at him, look at him, look at him," he shouted, wildly gesticulating at Johnson, who like Blake is African-American. "Look at him and you tell me what the similarity is."

Isn't that precious, they're both african americans. Hewitt should be made to stand in some black ghetto and have the snot beaten out of his rat little face. Anybody who endears this spastic hating racist asshole should share his fate. If karma has anything to do with it I hope it puts him in jail with a huge gay black man sporting a 12 foot Johnson.

Go join the KKK you asshole and stop making stupid commercials. Burn in hell you racist.

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